Warthog At Large

Apparently, the Italians just can’t get enough of Silvio Berlusconi and his pompous, impolite, politically incorrect, and utterly hilarious quotes that not even The Daily Show can top. “The best political leader in Europe and in the world” (as he describes himself) is back and that means of course that we’ll definitely have more of this.

Who cares if he’s not a statesman. George Bush is a dumb-ass monkey and he got to be the so-called leader of the free world. And contrary to what Walter Veltroni said, we do need a premier who sticks up his fingers and tells dirty jokes at European summits. Otherwise we’ll all be bored to death and the mainstream media won’t have anything to talk about and that’s just tragic.

Just imagine smooth talker Il Cavaliere making a pass at Carla Bruni, model wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, at the next EU summit. I can already tell that this is going to be a fun year.